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arrrrrrrrr [May. 25th, 2007|11:26 am]
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Saw Pirates 3 last night.

I will confess to loving those movies beyond all reasonable expectations.

The critics, predictably, hated it.

How dare someone make a cheezy special effects vehicle out of such a classic literary treasure as a.....Disneyland ride?!?!? Exactly what else did they expect here?

I immediately disregard any review of anything that takes the "OMG SO COMPLICATED YOU WILL BE CONFUSED" tack. If you're too fucking stupid to understand a Disney movie designed exactly to appeal to every demographic, you probably shouldn't be allowed to mix with the public in a movie theater. Furthermore, the storyline here is far, far more comprenensible and creative than the plodding, out-of-thin-air "now that you have passed the thirteenth test of Glahbnskmard, we must move quickly to Zzjkisdngfu. I fear dark times are ahead!" shit in Lord of the Rings, which the same critics all fell over eachother to gush about.
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[User Picture]From: scsi
2007-05-25 06:48 pm (UTC)
I Agree!
However it was really annoying to sit in front of a school of teenage girls who gushed their panties at every Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom close-up.
"OMFG HE'S SO HOT SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!@!@"
Fuck the critics.
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From: sherm
2007-05-27 07:23 am (UTC)
They should release special cuts for that crowd. Just close-ups and implied homoeroticism.
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[User Picture]From: graceadieu
2007-05-26 11:54 pm (UTC)

:)

I haven't seen it yet but everyone I know who has seen it, including my son and daughter, loved it! I don't read the criticcal assessments anymore, they are wrong more often than they are right, it seems to me.
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[User Picture]From: talashira
2007-05-27 02:44 am (UTC)
I saw it last night, too. It was all right. I was unabashedly laughing my ass off at the flaming monkey, which was probably geared toward the kids, but oh well.

I admit to a little confusion during the first scene depicting Jack's craziness, but I didn't start sobbing and give up all hope of understanding anything from that point forward.

My judgement: It was all right. The first one was better, though.
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[User Picture]From: twirlandswirl
2007-05-27 05:28 am (UTC)
The only part I found confusing was that I thought Norrington and Beckett looked alike and I had some issues there, but other than that, the storyline itself, I thought, was very good.

As far as that site goes, all I have to say is look at the movies it gave good ratings to....
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From: sherm
2007-05-27 07:21 am (UTC)
Yeah - they always kept Beckett in a different uniform :P. Still, it's totally "Oh shit! Our villian is a good guy now...I know, let's create another one just like him!"

That site is an average of many assclowns' critics' assclowns' ratings, so "it" is pretty much "all of them."
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From: bryon8467
2008-05-07 06:10 pm (UTC)
I'll check that out!
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